today at work one of my weirdest personal secrets surfaced.
the not-so-secret-anymore fact that i think that the wiggles are pedophiles. i even think barney the dinosaur is a pedophile under that big purple inviting disguise of his. the bright colours and happy-fying songs are all to lure little kids into a state of trust. the Hi-5 team could possibly be pedophiles if they were say 10 years older.
old men jumping around singing kids songs is just plain wrong. they really should get a life.
you can blame me for being bitchy, but i'm blaming michael jackson for teaching me that you can never be too careful
it all started coz PharmySharon wanted to stick a wiggles plaster on my cut. o god the horror. not to mention 100% fashion roadkill alongside showing support for closet-pedophiles. even tho the plaster might be free i'd rather spend money buying a plain looking one. (i didn't have to tho, she had a plain one ready)
if i have kids they're never watching those shows. the most i can deal with is sesame street. even then i have to think twice. i heard the guys who lend their voices to the characters are stoned nearly 90% of the time while the show is being taped.
jj> i dunno about the 2 blogs thing yet. i started this just so we could keep in touch. i'll get will to start blogging at least once a week when i can reach him, i'm sure he'll be kinda up to it. but he's not contactable at the moment. Dork is slutting himself halfway round kl by now from what i heard.
bleah* lucky bastard
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